Seems like a good way to arm an intruder.

He doesn’t want to sleep in a Motel or on the campaign bus like other candidates. He wants to commute to events in New Hampshire from one of his homes in his private plane.

I keep thinking of 2011 when President Obama still had fu<ks to give and was trying for his “Grand Bargain” which would have cut Medicare and cut Social Security in exchange for.... something. It was only Republican intransigence that saved us from that one.

I guess he misinterprets what is meant by “public servants”

Shock and/or motion sensors. Can be very sensitive. Some dashcams record 24/7 and will automatically save anything beginning from about 10 seconds before it sensed a jolt or jiggle. Someone “mounting” your car would be enough.

That’s nothing. You should should see it when they launch the metaphorical combat ships.

I know there is a spot on the 417 between Montreal and Ottawa where they test road marking paint by having a couple dozen lines painted perpendicular to travel, in various materials.

Whatta piece of ass...phalt.

The credit says “Florida”, so, yeah, probably.

I know I’m not. The only individuals I know who I think could survive a civilisation-crushing event are either African or Amish.

Only if they’re both brand new.

“Admit it, when you see a bunch of kids wearing Heelys roll past you at the mall, deep down you”

...if they’re lucky.

Five degrees from vertical, maybe.

There seemed to be a palpable sense of disappointment when the Honda survived the turn.

Start your race with a flying Finnish.

Not The Vane summary here:

What’s up with Florida’s glans?

She’s got spunk!

To look 40 on television, a woman has to be 25.