Today is 2014/4/14 in Ottawa.

Who is "Art", and why is he having boulders moved?

Not a comment on you or your cars (classics for sure), but for some reason I can never read the letters "TRD" without interjecting a "U". Poor marketing, Toyota!

Lower the road?

Exactly. Lots of patriarchies object to "allowing women to have control over... whom and when to marry", but they can't exactly come out and say it theses days.

Steady on, Jason!

What border do they patrol in NYC? New Jersey?

Destruction of evidence? Obstruction of justice?

But he can dream, right?

Canoe, in my case. Kind of hard to miss, since it was six feet longer than my car, but...

Usually the first clue that you're driving with your lights off is that you can't see your instruments. It amazes me when I watch someone drive halfway across town at night with their lights off. Do they never check their gauges?

INTRA-jalopnik= within Jalopnik. Inter-jalopnik= between jalopniks.

Okay, Thanks. Reading it now in a less dipshitted state, it seems to me that maybe the poem is about how much we WANT our choices to matter, even if they really don't, very much. The popular misinterpretation could be seen as proof of this.

I, like many, love The Road Not Taken, but do not have a literary background or sensibility. Now I worry I might love it for the wrong reasons.

How about "Had the agent at JFK had the newer system the day…"?

The wurst.

Fiat Panda Multijet For The Win.

Don't know. British 240 v. 50 hz. standard household outlets. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know.

Another helpful hint: In urban traffic, the right lane moves slower, but gets there sooner. It doesn't have to stop for left turning vehicles. However, if you're behind a bus, all bets are off.

Passenger side. (Japan)