I believe it was Oscar Wilde who described Niagara Falls as "the young bride's second biggest disappointment".

"lets all make fun of Black people and their religious beliefs."

I'll just leave this here:

Here ya go:

Also, this is not the first time a charge of homosexuality has been brought against an opposition politician. I don't remember if it was Anwar Ibrahim before, but if so the pilot is less likely to have been troubled by it happening again.

I want Lesley Sharp.

I can see that being the point of the original Mini. But this (not so) Mini? Not so much. If it's urban manoeuvrability you're looking for, there are smaller, more versatile choices, especially in Britain and Europe. They're just less fun, which was where the (old) new Mini was supposed to shine. Losing 30% of…

The Tilda to Leonardo ratio is unfavorable, however.

She's right about Dutch. Dutch isn't a language. It's a throat disease.

Toyota Emina.

So, how will the picketers know who to harass?

This. People in north America think small cars are shyte because the small cars sold here (Spark/Smart/IQ/Mirage) ARE shyte. If they were given a chance to drive a Panda/Up!/Aygo/Twingo, they might change their minds.

From riding a bicycle, I've developed a reflex where I assume any vehicle approaching a stop sign, even if they stop, will pull out in front of me.

Between anti-lock brakes and a salty and cold road surface , you might not hear brake squeal above the music on the radio. That said, I do agree that people in these dash-cam crash videos seem to under-react to the impending collisions. Of course, we have the advantage of knowing in advance that there will be a…

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Terrific. Now I have to open a vein.

Amazing how his teeth got whiter with age.

That would give you some some spectacular trailing throttle oversteer.

Am I correct in my suspicion that, like the Smart, the Twingo carries no spare tire?

We've got cows!