Who doesn’t love the gastronomy, right? Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

Oh no, you got a mediocre game instead of two terrible games.

Hands down it’s underestimating the time it will take you to complete a job. My rule of thumb is to think of everything that could go wrong, factor that time in, and then double it. Whether it’s a part that you didn’t realize you would need, a tool you don’t quite have, or a nut you’ll strip...you will be under the…

Feet up on the dash.

I don’t know about the worst, but I cringe every time I see someone with their feet on the dash. Good news! After you get into an accident and the airbag deploys, you won’t have to prop your legs up, the full body cast will do it for you!

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

Oh, please don't do that. By that logic, two stools on top of each other as a ladder is a good idea.

Great if you leave the wheels on when you work on your car. 90% of the time that's not the case for me. I also like to jack the car up just once. Jacking the car up to slide these under, then jacking them up is to many steps.

It would take quite a bit longer than a few minutes idling to get your car into closed loop. Quickest way to closed loop is driving normally for a few miles.

The statement about how sanitized and bland f1's broadcasts are is especially ironic considering this is pretty much a mash-up of the highlights from the FOM feed.

Well, driving your car into a tree IS pretty careless.

OK Adam I watched your uncut video. For what you were doing on the FDR, I would just look to pull your license. For what you did on the West Side Highway, I would look to see you in jail for at least 6 months. There are places all over this video that you are moving over 100MPH, on the upper West Side Highway, well…

I like this wing, a lot

But seriously, not one of these $1 inaccurate and inconsistent gas station pieces of shit.

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