There are times when he looks like the best player in the league, and then there are times when he’s on defense.

I have more respect for people that collect autographs merely as a hobby than I do for autograph hounds who try to make a living off the value of someone else’s fame.

Is that shade? I think it’s shade. PLEASE KARA LET IT BE SHADE

It’s so gloriously bitchy

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

What the ever loving fuck does Moot have to do with Tor?

Ugh, now I’m picturing a dog who has been specially trained to serve as a bidet for Tom Brady and Gisele and it makes me weep on the inside. Then I picture it turning to the camera and saying “it’s a living” and I giggle a little bit.

Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

Cocainine

They’ve been white since 1938

Sugar and Spike by Keith Giffen and Bilquis Evely (who DC needs to lock down quick), part of the weird Legends of Tomorrow quartet. They’re the little kids from the golden age comics grown up and being PIs in the DCU and getting hired to uncover weird crap. It’s almost like a successor to Chase in a way.

“I’m hit!”

At least that damn ship hit SOMETHING. That free kick didn't hit a damn thing!

BRAZZERS.COM

“Lord Bolton... We’ve traced the crows. They’re COMING FROM INSIDE THE CASTLE!!!"

We don’t know yet. The High Sparrow talked to Tommen before he let Margery see Loras (assuming those events are being shown in order, which seems likely). So unless Tommen has been having off-camera chats with the High Sparrow on the reg, he could not have known if Margery is planning to confess yet. From the Cersei…

Yes, and God knows that a woman who survived on her wits for this long couldn’t come up with a more clever plan than that! And hey, the fact that Ramsay had information that Theon couldn’t possibly have known? Definitely not part of the plot armor.

I liked that he had the presence of mind for a James Brown homage on his way out of consciousness.