Cashier - "Excuse me, Mr. Winston. Is that a king crab leg in your pants?"

So black women wanting what they want when they are paying are "picky." And bad tippers according to the people who don't want to serve them but probably swear the service they give them is amazing. Sounds legit.

He looks like Wilt from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Speaking as a Braves fan, who gives a shit who we give a meaningless crown to? 755 or 755+7...both of those are crazy big numbers. Everybody knows that Bonds was great at his baseline and that whatever combination of chemicals made him, for a handful of years when he should have been past his prime, otherworldly.

Who were the great black pitchers that flooded the league after integration? Satchel Paige got screwed out of his prime, but there weren't nearly as many great pitchers in the Negro Leagues as there were position players.

This list is almost as bad as the cereal ranking.

Nutty bars at 17? Did you suffer some kind of tastebud accident as a child and now your mouth is all messed up and filled with bad opinions?

I love love love love Debbie's Pecan Spinwheels BUT I like them better when they are Drake's Pecan Spins.

Fun fact: the three-post shot is referred to as "The Trident."

14 FOR ZEBRA CAKES?! FUCKING 14?! GRUMPY CAT SAYS NO!

Yes Ford go further, go across the Pacific ocean so I can buy you here in the US!!!!

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

All good thoughts his way, along with a donation to the American Cancer Society in his honor. Here's hoping cancer is wearing a Dolphins jersey so Kelly will have a good chance of kicking its ass.

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