I'm sorry, a TEXT MESSAGE? The break up text has reached new lows.

The NFL already torpedoed their own argument when the Cowboys established the price of "M.I.A." at $0.57 million earlier today.

That's cool and all, but I'm afraid the Cavs have yet to grasp the concept of "adding depth."

'Ello 'ello, what 'ave we got 'ere? You 'avin fun on 'er Majesty's roads? I think not! You're nicked sunshine.

Determined Angie to Grow Babies in Victory Garden!

No offense to the GIF, but sometimes video is just way better. This is definitely one of those times:

Still better than the MLS.

Here's the problem... When I was a kid and some guy acted like a complete asshole, my father would always say that this person/asshole evidently escaped his adolescence without being "taught a lesson". I'm less PC! I say Kornholer obviously never got punched in the FUCKING mouth. I'm not advocating casual violence....…

Most of Ireland has plenty of practice at continuing what they're doing with prone, unresponsive peers in their midst.

<<<<——— better video of bell vs vina :)

Mine was, "Hey, I bet that would be pretty good if it wasn't diet!"

Ice cold.

Wait, where's the gif? You're being a gif tease.