He's actually standing in this picture. 

“Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.”

Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

Vegas reached out to their fans and apologized for their PK. They also said it would not be playing in the next round.

I love that he has the posture of a chicken (breast and ass out).

But why throw a pass
when you could hand off the ball
to fucking Marshawn.

Yeah, I would hate for the precious children to be exposed to the evils of marijuana while trying to watch two men beat each other to death with their bare hands for the enjoyment of a braying mob.

Wait till he loses his job.

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

buttcrack hill: cant unsee it

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

There are times when he looks like the best player in the league, and then there are times when he’s on defense.

I have more respect for people that collect autographs merely as a hobby than I do for autograph hounds who try to make a living off the value of someone else’s fame.

Is that shade? I think it’s shade. PLEASE KARA LET IT BE SHADE

It’s so gloriously bitchy

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Ugh, now I’m picturing a dog who has been specially trained to serve as a bidet for Tom Brady and Gisele and it makes me weep on the inside. Then I picture it turning to the camera and saying “it’s a living” and I giggle a little bit.

Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

I liked that he had the presence of mind for a James Brown homage on his way out of consciousness.