Oh, you didn't know? It's ok to be racist towards white people on Gawker.. encouraged even!

So you hate them all or do you like some of the good ones? You are the kind of person that would have been really racist 30 years ago. The only thing holding you back is that it has fallen out of favor. You are just a scumbag.

The term is used to describe poor whites all over the country. And I assume you are suggesting they vote Republican which is not even true at the state-level. And I also assume that you think the platitude that poor people "vote against their own interest" because you are obnoxiously positive of the infallibility of…

Redneck is a slur. But it is fine because it refers to white people and white people are in a position of power...not the white people we call rednecks, but white people. The ones we call rednecks lack education, stable employment, proper healthcare, dignity, etc. etc. But again, because they have the same skin…

You know, I think you're right. The only REAL Nazis are the people who don't read to the end of jokes

I think you're forgetting that rednecks, in spite of their ambivalence towards minorities, tend to support Israel, enjoy free speech and capitalism, favor owing guns, and generally oppose socialist dictators, eugenics or vegetarianism. It would seem to me that tweedy, pointy-headed academic conformists would find…

That's the most accurate description of Ellen I've ever heard.

Ellen Degeneres is the comedy equivalent of elevator music. Was there ever a time she was funny?

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"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman

I've never heard of "Honey Smackers" but I'm pretty sure the Jezebel crowd is going to lose its shit.

"Fuck our demographic."—Tim Marchman

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

This is just awful and wrong.

A list with a #1 I've never heard of... amazing that Grierson & Leitch found time to write this during Oscar season.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

The worst.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

What the hell is Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix?

Three words, "Being hit by a car."