NOPE TIME FOR BASEBALL

Alaska is so much more Canada than any part of Canada AND without the French. We even do you better than you.

If James Madison would've just FINISHED THE JOB we wouldn't have these problems in the first place

Here's an idea! Let's turn a cool slow motion video with no agenda into a political argument with the first comment! That sounds fun!

Sure, his hand might have grazed his opponent's crotch, but there's a vas deferens between that and an actual shot to the junk.

I was sobbing in a rented yacht bathroom earlier.

Hipster.

Some of them are dumb, some are outright bad or spoilery...but I've overwhelmingly been entertained by all this. You still have tags within each game that do offer explanation of what the thing is, along with often funny stuff.

That sled has a history...

So let me see... if there are 7.48 Jingos in a Mention, and 62.4 Mentions in a Cubic Cameo... 43,560 Shout Outs per Cameo... carry the five... yep, it adds up, Matt Lauer is still a smug-faced mattress fucker.

“We’re going to the bullpen,” Costas told Lauer, “and you’re Mariano Rivera.”

Honestly, I can't read those articles anymore. Yeah, it was funny at first when you see people get outed as bigots/racists/etc. to a national blog and they have to backpedal or delete their Twitter, but as of late, 90% of the ones posted seem to be the scum of the country, who are not only gloat their behavior, but…

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

Oh my god, are you okay?

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

INCOGNITO: [tries to give BARKLEY old poop-mouth]

Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

What the Winter Olympics Would Look Like In Brooklyn: