Of course he didn't eat her pussy. In Canada it's known as grooming the beaver.

That's the most teeth the Washington offense has shown all season.

Does Hank Aaron have a paragraph on his plaque detailing his use of amphetamines? Does Gaylord Perry's have a paragraph describing the way he doctored the baseball? How about Ty Cobb's? Does it talk about how racist he was? Or Mickey Mantle's alcoholism? This is so fucking stupid. Not attacking you personally, just…

Sosa doesn't deserve to get voted in because he wasn't that good, not because of any bullshit "cheating".

+1

But behind closed doors, after a big win like Saturday's against Notre Dame, with a big ol' naked ass nearby?

I would assume quite a few. It takes a pretty serious problem before someone like Bill Callahan will boot you from the team. Maybe he beat up the wrong person. I can't corroborate any of this, but from the people I talked to, Richie was on a lot of not so-over the counter Wheaties, and LOVED his medicinal plants,…

I was also at another party that featured Richie, I think the one that got him suspended and eventually kicked off Nebraska's football team (at least, the timeline fits). Dropped two guys for basically doing nothing with a single punch each. From what everyone said, he got pissed because they tried cutting in line for…

Yeah, friend's girlfriend/now wife went there. I was also friends with Richie's girlfriend's roommate (both volleyball players at UNL) and heard plenty of interesting things about him.

The only other instance of stool-stealing I've seen was done by my dog in my cats' litter box.

Funny enough, I was actually at the same party. Details are a little fuzzy, but he's really not exaggerating that much. Hand to heart. Incognito was a terrifying person.

With a name like the Toledo Cherokee, it's no wonder one of their players would swing a dangerous object at someone's head.

Holy shit, this is amazing.

And yet there he was coaching last Saturday. Michigan needs to make Hoke accountable for his actions.

Got me.

This isn't the first time someone with a beard like that was unable to defend against an opponent behind them.

Seems fitting given the way the Wildcats have been getting slaughtered on the field.

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This little fucker still haunts me. Fuck you, rally monkey!

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.