She is like a weird caricature of a human being.

Visanthe Shiancoe had to give up his pet snake because it scared Brett Favre.

If they were cardinals, they'd ALL race the right way.

Nope, that's Wlad. He's the younger one.

+1

Suet is fat.

If you switch pumpkin and pecan, this looks pretty good!

I had my favorite Hawaiian shirt on, and I know that was you.

There will be Gronk-tinis. Any guesses as to what's in one of those?

In game development realism is dangerous line to traverse...

All these years, I thought Bud was just a lady-killer.

Homophobic Braves fans: [trail of tears]

Looks like George Zimmerman finally got that job in law enforcement. Sweet beard too.

Looks like "YESSSS BAMBI GROW!"

That gif sums up JD Drew pretty well.

#hottakes

"He’s going to lose part of his manhood here," Butts said. "That was part of the deal."

Man, I was hoping for a takedown of the Catholic church.

What about Condoleezza?

He obviously meant 40 hours with the 8am-5pm thing.