Howard also had a couple really damn good saves. He may make errors coming off his back line, but his shot-stopping is still world-class. He's a little like David De Gea in that regard.

It happens. Giuseppe Rossi is about as New Jersey as they come and he suits up for Italy. Johansson hasn't lived in the US since he was 3 and now he's playing for the US over his home of Iceland.

Thanks for the help getting laid.

Yeah, so you just confused a guy's nickname with implied racism. I don't see this going well for you.

That's his nickname.

Really great story. Bradley (both of them) has had to put up with a lot of shit, but Michael is the heart and soul of the USMNT.

That was the OTHER OTHER Jason Williams. This one goes by Jay now.

When the other Jason Williams attempted a preposterous pass, he crashed into a streetlight.

there's an obvious fix to that problem.

Sincerely,

He needs an excuse?

Plot of the Hangover Part 4?

Jason Whitlock had one helluva case of the munchies.

You probably didn't have the temerity to dare disagree with any of his opinions.

BlessedToCommentJohn316?

I wish I understood how Colombia has gotten so high, even with FIFA's fucked up ranking system.

I think you and I have vastly different definitions of "star pitcher."

Fuck Lucky Charms. Unless you get AT LEAST half marshmallow-thingies, it tastes like dogshit. #2 should be #1, and #2 should be Frosted Flakes.

Luke Scott: [Calls Felix Pie]

The rest of the country knows the difference between "your" and "you're". Detroit, apparently not.