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I believe the technical term for dry-rubbed asshole is Dodger Dog.

I actually love Cleveland. Big city feel without all the fucking people, most people are really friendly and the food is great if you find local stuff.

It's better than the previous version

I applaud Riley for his efforts to overcome attending a Kenny Chesney concert.

Just wait until Qatar 2022.

At the expense of English, apparently.

Yep. You have a potentially unlimited source of funds just sitting there. There are any number of things that would have me pressing the button. I guess the big consideration that would have to be made that isn't addressed in the scenario is whether people would KNOW when you pushed the button.

Does food cover alcohol? Because if so, option 2. Oh, I'm drinking my vegetables!

Thank you for making this comment just so I could read all the angry responses. Made my day.

Don't care about NHL/NBA, but I would say the Tennessee Titans and Minnesota Twins.

All of Italy.

Palestinians are likewise unhappy with their own peace of shit.

Of course his parents are disgusted with him. Truck nuts? Really?

I even like bananas and the texture gets to me sometimes. Same with shittily-made guacamole.

Have you ever tried them sliced up in cereal? That was always my favorite. Or you could go the ol' banana split route. But yeah, a banana milkshake sounds pretty fantastic right now.

She seems quite the libero

Even better? The people who order Grey Goose and Red Bull at bars. You aren't tasting any vodka in that nuclear waste, you stupid fuck.

I agree. You can be respectful of veggie chef's lifestyle while maintaining your own without causing some huge amount of drama. We're adults here, right? Or did Jason kidnap some children?

beaten to it.