TouchMyWinkyWright
TouchMyWinkyWright
TouchMyWinkyWright

Make eye contact when you do it, they won't forget. And you'll get some preferential treatment.

Sadly, you are almost assuredly correct. The Premier League is going to be ESPN's new NHL — only worse.

Wait, in everyone's mom? Kinky.

Honestly, I would say that soccer is being given more short shrift than the NHL. ESPN actually AIRS soccer and it's still talked about at less than half the rate of the NHL.

Cavani, Higuain, Rooney, Radamel Falcao, Stevan Jovetić, Wayne Rooney, Luis Suárez (more on him in a jiffy), and, sure, Zlatan Ibrahimović,

Time and distance typically make siblings easier to tolerate.

I wouldn't shed a tear if that actually happened to Janeane Garofolo.

I couldn't even beat Glass fucking Joe

Hopkins, Calzaghe, Malignaggi, Judah, Trinidad, Mayorga, Roy Jones, Jr. all fought there in the 2000s. Better?

MSG still hosts some pretty big boxing matches. Miguel Cotto consistently fights there. It's just not as cost effective any longer as Vegas or even a place like Jerry World.

It's been long maintained that Bonds shot first.

Really cool story. I've wondered how real the "turnarounds" of Roberts and Hall really were. It sounds like it's any other rehab facility, when you have your actions directed by someone else, it's easy to stay on the wagon, but as soon as they're released sort of back into the wild, relapses are almost inevitable.

It was nice of the police to throw him a bone.

From Wikipedia

R2D2 really embraced San Francisco culture

Dick-waving contests are ultimately a letdown

He's just stating how badly he wants to be traded to the Broncos.

Seems a little young for a tramp stamp.

Whoosh!