What happened to the presumption of innocence in this country, much less the 8th Amendment??? Cutting off a guy's arms before he's even convicted is an outrage.

Shame the silence wasn't permanent.

That was a real Greek tragedy.

When people were inquiring about her vagina, I don't think they were worried about an injury.

Who would have guessed a sport played on ice would die in the desert?

He DID win by a much larger gap, the judge that had the fight for Paulie was blind, and I'm a Paulie fan.

The best part of this article is the stalker-esque commenter below it.

"We read everything. EVERYTHING."

This is basically the perfect retort to the pro-Heat article earlier.

Of course it will be. Just let it freeze.

"Miami Heat Nation Encompasses More Than Brats, Ghouls, And Idiots — But Not Much"

Fairly new commenter here. I noticed this firsthand today. I made a comment on the flooded Flames arena. It wasn't all that funny, I was mostly going for the groans rather than legit laughs. It gets recommended a couple times, so it shows up without needing to click other comments. Then someone comes in and basically…

Isn't it just a reenactment of every Padres' season since the mid-90s?

Well, I guess that's one way...

A 3-hour 2-0 college baseball game is worse than being waterboarded.

This reminds me of the time me and my buddy J-Bug were watching Swingers and arguing over just how big of a cultural icon Vince Vaughn would become, when suddenly

Girls don't appreciate some of the finer things in life. And, on a serious note, I hope Floyd-Canelo does smash Floyd-Oscar just to shut some of the MMA and "boxing is dying" people up.

I ask him if he's been selling drugs and if he has any.

2 girls, no Cup?

Being uncooperative in interviews is just the Patriot way