I knew Reilly was a blowhard hack since his article where he took it upon himself (acting as white knight to baseball fans) to try to drug test Sammy Sosa in the clubhouse and was shocked when Sosa didn't like it.

The NBA season already lasts forever, I suppose the finals might as well too.

4/10 would still bang.

Yes, because it worked so well the first time in Montreal.

Do people ever really do this? I've heard of Friday weddings, but never Sunday.

Do you think they've probed his cavities?

Creepy creepy creepy.

I think he was actually trying to protect Wade from an imagined sniper in the crowd.

Because they followed Tice up shortly with Brad Childress, who was even worse!

He didn't lead them anywhere, he rode on the back of one of the best defenses in the NFL, got lucky that the team played in the worst division in football and then faced a decimated Steelers team. Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall could have done the same thing, easily, and wouldn't have cost the Broncos multiple 1st…

Relevance, you missed it.

Eric actually sells medical equipment :)

John Fox went to the playoffs with him, dipshit.

McDaniels got jobbed. HE DRAFTED TEBOW IN THE FIRST ROUND. As a quarterback!!!

Was slicing limes for cocktails and wasn't using proper food-holding technique and sliced about 3/4 of the way through my middle finger of my left hand along the right side of the nail. Instant gore. Wrapped it up really tight for a while until it started becoming painful. Hoping the blood had been staunched, I…

He just needs to show the sanctioning bodies tape of his last fight.

Don't feel bad, so did I.

I want to feel bad about these screenshots. But they're so goddamn funny, I can't.

Zusi is fine, but he's not Donovan. Expect Donovan back on the wing soon enough.

Evans doesn't have the pace to be WC-quality back. He was getting torched last night. He's fine as a placeholder, but we need to figure something out before next year.