Of course she bombed. She’s not funny. This is why y’all gotta stop gassing these people up that won’t be around in 5 years. Yea Black girl magic. We all glad to see Black stars rising etc. But being Black doesn’t automatically equal talent🤷🏿‍♂️. 

I can’t believe someone in marketing was like “And then, on December 10th, let’s just give them a little taste, leave them wanting more. Oh yeah, they’re gonna love this.” 

Joy should have asked Meghan why she’s so concerned about a man who called her father a loser.

I dunno about all that.

Remember the fight with the giant maggot?

Remember the prelude to that fight?

Remember the super edgelord dialogue that devolved into, “Fuck you!” “No, fuck you!” “NO, FUCK YOU!!!”

...that mocking the edgelord assholes who think looking down and away from someone they’re insulting is somehow…

Nor should they expect it. I agree it’s a bad idea and not what i want. What will i do with this turn of events? Not play it and maybe check out Path of Exile. This Gamers Rise Up bullshit is just embarrassing. They don’t care how angry you rage on reddit. They care if they don’t make money on it. No amount of reddit…

Caring about punk so much isn’t punk.

We’re in the age of targeted advertising as well.  I saw a crap ton of Destiny 2: Forsaken ads on Hulu and YouTube, but that’s probably because they’ve got my ad history culled off of any number of sites and know I played Destiny 2 vanilla and Destiny 1.  We’re starting to exist in a world where popularity is…

I played Skyrim and I forgot the name of the series, honestly.

And I do mean literally “damned by god”.

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

The Trump n-word tape means nothing. I’m sure it exists. Everyone must know he’s dropped a few n-bombs in his life. But... anyone who’s stood by Trump this long isn’t going to drop him over a racial slur.

What’s the logic here?  Do you fear he’s going to go rape someone because the scene set him off?

A.) I’m 36.

B.) I am a professor of Rhetorical Composition and Literature—and coming from a professional in the field, prescriptivism in casual communication is not a good look, particularly in light of how language actually functions.

C.) It’s a colloquialism. If that’s all it takes to get your boxers in a bunch (and…

I think the entire story is fake. This kid just wanted to get something into a video game and came up with a fake story.

Superior Spider-Man is easily on of the best Spider-Man stories in a long time. It was fantastic. 

I think that’s my main issue with the game.  Like, yeah it looks real good.  But it very much looks like a “hey ya still like SpiderMan 2? Here’s a better version of that.”  Something that Spidey games have been chasing after for over 10 years.

What I want to know is, how is this game all that different from the older Spider-Man games like Spider-Man 2 or Ultimate Spider-Man? Obviously it’s got current-gen power for a larger, more detailed, prettier world, but what’s different in the bones of the game? People have been hyping this game like it’s something…

You really should have just typed that last sentence, and nothing else.

Right. And ATL is FULL of those. They got Black pipe, had some mixed kids. Know how to cornrow some hair and cook some greens and they act as Black as Lashonda from around the corner. It’s annoying as fuck.

The fact that his cheap-ass Hong-Kong era movies were allowed to budget for takes, while the multi-million Hollywood movies are not, is a terrible indictment of the entire industry.