TotalFuckingHomer
TotalFuckingHomer
TotalFuckingHomer

During the presidential race I remember seeing someone put it this way:

Donald Trump is trash. Everyone who supports and voted for him are trash and I hope they spend the rest of eternity stepping on Legos in Hell.

“America, what do you think of your President’s execution?”

Yet more indisputable evidence that everyone who voted for this clown is either an idiot, an asshole, or both.  There is no other possibility.  

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

It’s a travesty he’s up against Truman Peyote, which is also an incredible name.

Annoy people trying to get decent results out of a Google Image Search, I find.

For the past two years from Trump and the GOP: “IT’S A WITCH HUNT. IT’S A HOAX. 12 ANGRY DEMOCRATS. MUELLER IS A PAWN OF THE DEEP STATE TRYING TO DESTROY TRUMP!!!”

Bauer’s welcome to do as he pleases, but pitchers more often seek longer contracts because their risk of catastrophic injury is higher. Bauer is gambling that he’s going to remain healthy each and every year, because each and every year is a contract year for him. That’s a HUGE risk.

Seriously, does this look any more ridiculous?

Drumroll please!

Yeah, listen, I’m all for an athlete dunking on some heckling rube on Twitter. That’s all in good fun. But you never full-scale engage in a multi-tweet showdown and you DEFINITELY do not do a Barstool-esk targeted harassment campaign against them.

That’s the kind of stuff performers traditionally did after the show, backstage.

Obviously her being underage makes it 10 times worse, but pulling a random woman out of the crowd to kiss and fondle is creepy in general

I just find it hard to believe that was the real Rudy Giuliani in that interview. I mean he didn’t even mention 9/11 one time

If Guliani was smart...

I am offended by that insinuation!

Ahh yes the “zero” that Meuller has gotten. I mean it’s not like he’s gotten convictions for numerous Trump campaign and administration officials like his campaign manager, his National Security Advisor, and his personal lawyer.

Internet: There will be a real life Pikachu Detective Movie.

It’s hard to know what to say. I’m a gay man who got pretty screwed up by my particular religious upbringing and had a very hard time articulating my sexuality to my father (who is an infinitely better man than Mac’s dad). So that final dance was brutal (and my god, if you ever doubted De Vito can act watch his