As a Jets fan, I just... don’t like football anymore. I mean, it’s not just because of the Jets — I mean, the Falcons, what the fuck? But it’s also mostly because of the Jets.

This is just a reminder that Netflix has an enormous data advantage over basically every other TV-making company in that it has its very own, extremely detailed ratings data — not only how much its shows are watched, precisely, but whether people binge them, whether they turn them off 10 minutes or 30 minutes in, etc.…

How about How To Be a Polite Budtender? I’ve had some great dispensary experiences, but I’ve also had some really terrible ones — one in particular in Colorado where the people acted like they didn’t want us to be there and like we were naive morons who knew nothing about weed. They acted like any request we had to…

Am I the only one who went to a museum exhibit about patterns recently and thus knows what Voronoi tesselations are?

*myself

The way this episode went down unfortunately is starting to make the rest of the season look really predictable now. It also makes Qyburn look like a stone-cold fucking moron. Daenerys too.

Not to mention that huge fucking fleet that Euron built in a matter of months despite being stuck in the Iron Islands with practically no fucking trees to cut down.

Trigun. That is all.

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Just skimmed the article, but someone tell me, who the fuck puts whipped cream on a burger anyway?

Counterpoint: Butts are inherently bad, though.

The Democrats compromise all the time — but the compromise always goes in one direction. Hamilton is trying to explain to them what they don’t understand about compromise, which is that they’re the only ones doing it, and that the things they’re compromising on are crucial moral issues that have little in the way of…

I can only hope that he gets the quality of medical treatment that he and his GOP buddies want to leave the American people with.

Also in that article:

To be fair, no one ever said “house nigga.” Gotta be true to the reference!

Well, I’m pretty sure there’s only one way to find out whether he can be elite again: Pay him $200 million and see what happens.

This is quite a hot take.

This just in: John Rampino is a whiny little bitch whose mother is a fat whore.

They should have released that during the campaign. It’s really humanizing, and I mean that sincerely. Put another way: What other authentically unplanned funny/silly moments can you recall seeing from Hillary Clinton?

The Democratic Party cannot have a “conservative wing,” for the Republican Party certainly has no “liberal wing.” This disingenuous posturing by conservatives — “if only the Democrats were willing to completely sell out all their core beliefs, things would be fine!” — is not fresh. It’s rather tiresome, in fact.