Maybe this is just how you forge peace — instead of fighting one another, become fellows in a massive criminal enterprise that crosses all national and religious boundaries.

What’s worse than a PT Cruiser? This. My god, this.

On behalf of all the citizens of Earth, thank you for the update.

I think he’s just mentally insane.

What I find funny is that you think my name is a reference to the semi-mythical author of the Iliad... who probably never existed.

You’re right — atheism has no basis whatsoever. That’s the point of it. It is literally nothing. It’s just me not doing your idiotic cult bullshit. You want to do it, fine, go ahead. But don’t try to pretend you’re making logical arguments... because you aren’t.

Are you really coming back to this years later, asking me to prove a negative? This is, like, the most fundamental of logic errors. I don’t need to disprove god anymore than I need to disprove the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Zorbalonka, Lord of the Universe, who I just made up. The burden of proof is…

Let’s do those drugs you’re doing and go there.

I’m sorry, did you just claim that liberalism means accepting all ideas as valid? That is extremely wrong.

Black holes, man. Black holes.

Alright, I’ll bite. How much do you want for it?

Beautiful homage to Tig Notaro by SNL. RIP, Tig!

Fantastic advice, hilariously written. “The granite countertop of foods” will stick with me; no one will understand when I quote it.

Allow me to present the finest in animalia:

As it happens, I’m disgusted by you, too! Glad we’re all on the same page.

I didn’t say he’s not a member of the patriarchy because he’s a foreigner. Those are two distinct statements about him, not a case of cause and effect.

Pics or it didn’t happen, amirite?

I agree, “bitch” doesn’t come off well, but to be fair, he’s a foreigner and not exactly a member of the patriarchy.

Just wait ‘til Deadspin discovers Clayton Keller.

The headline is accurate. The question is whether it’s misleading or clickbait, and the answer to both is “yes.” If it said “Gets Accepted Anyway,” that would be a different story. But when it says “Gets Accepted,” it’s just listing two events in order and making it sound like the one caused the other.