*myself

The way this episode went down unfortunately is starting to make the rest of the season look really predictable now. It also makes Qyburn look like a stone-cold fucking moron. Daenerys too.

Not to mention that huge fucking fleet that Euron built in a matter of months despite being stuck in the Iron Islands with practically no fucking trees to cut down.

Trigun. That is all.

Having actually been in that room... nah. It’s an art exhibit — in this case, a room full of crowns, some of which are quite small. It’s meant for people to get close to it, and most people are very respectful of the art. This idiot leaned on a pedestal and is an idiot.

Ha, I was just there the other day and one of the shop folks showed me this security footage. Brilliant stuff.

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Where’s the disclaimer about Gizmodo getting a cut of every TV sale?

Just skimmed the article, but someone tell me, who the fuck puts whipped cream on a burger anyway?

Counterpoint: Butts are inherently bad, though.

The Democrats compromise all the time — but the compromise always goes in one direction. Hamilton is trying to explain to them what they don’t understand about compromise, which is that they’re the only ones doing it, and that the things they’re compromising on are crucial moral issues that have little in the way of…

I can only hope that he gets the quality of medical treatment that he and his GOP buddies want to leave the American people with.

Also in that article:

He also said “Not a single radicalized Islamic suspect should be granted any measure of quarter.”

To be fair, no one ever said “house nigga.” Gotta be true to the reference!

Well, I’m pretty sure there’s only one way to find out whether he can be elite again: Pay him $200 million and see what happens.

This is quite a hot take.

This just in: John Rampino is a whiny little bitch whose mother is a fat whore.

They should have released that during the campaign. It’s really humanizing, and I mean that sincerely. Put another way: What other authentically unplanned funny/silly moments can you recall seeing from Hillary Clinton?

Okay, I’ll bite. What’s phising?