The Democratic Party cannot have a “conservative wing,” for the Republican Party certainly has no “liberal wing.” This disingenuous posturing by conservatives — “if only the Democrats were willing to completely sell out all their core beliefs, things would be fine!” — is not fresh. It’s rather tiresome, in fact.

Maybe this is just how you forge peace — instead of fighting one another, become fellows in a massive criminal enterprise that crosses all national and religious boundaries.

What’s worse than a PT Cruiser? This. My god, this.

On behalf of all the citizens of Earth, thank you for the update.

I think he’s just mentally insane.

What I find funny is that you think my name is a reference to the semi-mythical author of the Iliad... who probably never existed.

You’re right — atheism has no basis whatsoever. That’s the point of it. It is literally nothing. It’s just me not doing your idiotic cult bullshit. You want to do it, fine, go ahead. But don’t try to pretend you’re making logical arguments... because you aren’t.

Are you really coming back to this years later, asking me to prove a negative? This is, like, the most fundamental of logic errors. I don’t need to disprove god anymore than I need to disprove the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Zorbalonka, Lord of the Universe, who I just made up. The burden of proof is…

Let’s do those drugs you’re doing and go there.

I’m sorry, did you just claim that liberalism means accepting all ideas as valid? That is extremely wrong.

Black holes, man. Black holes.

Alright, I’ll bite. How much do you want for it?

Beautiful homage to Tig Notaro by SNL. RIP, Tig!

Fantastic advice, hilariously written. “The granite countertop of foods” will stick with me; no one will understand when I quote it.

Fuck these people eternally.

Yes.

Allow me to present the finest in animalia:

Allow me to join the “fuck you” chorus: Fuck you.

As it happens, I’m disgusted by you, too! Glad we’re all on the same page.

I didn’t say he’s not a member of the patriarchy because he’s a foreigner. Those are two distinct statements about him, not a case of cause and effect.