Pics or it didn’t happen, amirite?

I agree, “bitch” doesn’t come off well, but to be fair, he’s a foreigner and not exactly a member of the patriarchy.

Just wait ‘til Deadspin discovers Clayton Keller.

The headline is accurate. The question is whether it’s misleading or clickbait, and the answer to both is “yes.” If it said “Gets Accepted Anyway,” that would be a different story. But when it says “Gets Accepted,” it’s just listing two events in order and making it sound like the one caused the other.

The badgers will thank you.

As we all know, Simplicius I went on to be elected president of the United States in 2000. I’m surprised that the current U.S. president, Simplicius II, isn’t on this list.

“Artisanal miner,” eh? Who ever said Africa doesn’t have hipsters? 

He didn’t try to give a guy a seizure any more than OJ tried to kill his wife.

“What a lovely beach. Let’s nuke it.”

Add “where the on-deck circle is” to the list of things Tim Tebow knows, which is this: where the TV cameras are, how it feels like to suck at two sports, and what Jesus smells like.

Counterpoint: It wasn’t not funny.

When you say things like “anything or anyone that doesn’t rank Lebron James as the best player in the NBA is a joke,” it seems like you’re taking a religious approach rather than a scientific one.

As a white liberal, I find this take that “white liberalism is never to be trusted” offensive and counterproductive. I will never understand people who try to alienate their allies in the fight for freedom and equality. There’s room for criticism, absolutely, but don’t lump everyone together like that. On top of being…

PER — which takes turnovers and missed shots into account — ranks Westbrook as the No. 1 player in the NBA. He’s also No. 1 by a variety of other metrics. But tell me more about why he sucks.

I’ll take Wild Generalizations for $1,000, Alex.

Oh, look, an idiot who voted for a buffoon.

Every time Mike Pence laughs, it feels like he’s forcing himself to do it by recalling fond memories of dismembering puppies in his basement.

Here’s where we remind everyone that Dellin Betances struck out 126 guys in 73 innings last season. Fucking worthless, right?

Good one, man. Strong.