If you don’t understand the principle of fairness behind progressive taxation, I don’t think I can help you.

You live in a society; you pay taxes on your income. That’s how it works. The government isn’t “taking it from you.”

I think Steve Jobs should not draw a salary because he is dead.

Because Venezuela is so directly comparable to the United States, right? We’re practically sister nations.

Yes, isn’t it crazy to think that we, in the most prosperous nation in the world, at the most prosperous moment of human history, might spread our prosperity around to all people instead of hoarding it in Panamanian banks? SO WEIRD.

And here I thought fire and high-voltage electric wiring didn’t mix. #themoreyouknow

And here I thought fire and high-voltage electric wiring didn’t mix. #themoreyouknow

*hoard

My USB power bank has gotten my bag pulled by TSA a couple times recently.

Says the guy who’s trying to argue that the estate tax kills small businesses.

Ah, yes, that $10 million “small business.”

Yeah... so his dad totally molested him, right? That’s fucked up, man.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

No wonder you’ve been blocked three times. You make no goddamn sense.

I guess you don’t know what free speech means.

Well, this is terrifying.

MALTA?

I believe the GOP’s position on the sun is this:

and you understand how important face is