I like low-hanging fruit and you keep providing it, you know?

Sure, some people like getting called out on being publicly wrong. I guess you’re one of those people.

You wish you were that effective a troll. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

So this conversation is pretty much settled then, huh? We can all agree that your comment was dumb and move on with our nights?

Kevin Johnson likes his pies like he likes his orange juice: with pulp.

Are you saying Donald Trump is a black person?

You must live in Florida.

This is a non-story. Lots of people get paid to write DFS articles or get sponsored by DFS websites -- I’m one of them. But I have no insider information on pricing or ownership, and neither does this guy or anyone else in his position. The honest headline for this article should be DFS Expert Wins At DFS. But I can…

Is anyone else surprised that Donald Trump files taxes in the first place?

Is it me, or is there something just a little off with the beard?

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

I hate them all except Turtleface.

Yahoo’s workin’ just fine!

It just works.

The NFL: Where failing to throw the ball past the line of scrimmage offsets the penalty for someone drilling you in the head.

Albert is right. All hail Albert!

There are six MLB teams with salaries higher than the NFL cap, and they have half as many players. Raise the damn salary cap.

It’d be pretty glorious to see the whole team just sit there. What’re you going to do then, Torts? Forfeit?

It’s too bad she’s dead; now I can’t wish for her to die anymore.

Man, Jared Goff sucks so much! I can’t believe all those times he dropped passes in that game — what a piece of shit! Oh, wait, he’s the quarterback? That guy looks okay.