There are six MLB teams with salaries higher than the NFL cap, and they have half as many players. Raise the damn salary cap.

It’d be pretty glorious to see the whole team just sit there. What’re you going to do then, Torts? Forfeit?

It’s too bad she’s dead; now I can’t wish for her to die anymore.

Man, Jared Goff sucks so much! I can’t believe all those times he dropped passes in that game — what a piece of shit! Oh, wait, he’s the quarterback? That guy looks okay.

Seems outdated, but as long as they call it handegg in the military, I’m okay with that.

Don’t cross him.

Correct order for elevators: people going to higher floors get on first because they get off last and it’s good to stay out of everyone else’s way.

Yes, congratulations, you’ve repeated what I said. Indeed, she did leave room for the possibility. But evidence is a funny thing in that it never exists until it exists. Every scientific discovery is a discovery of evidence, which until that point hadn’t existed. That doesn’t mean those discoveries only become true…

I think it’s quite clear that vaccines don’t cause autism. That said, a good scientist (or doctor) does leave room for future discoveries to change what’s currently known. Sure, Stein is hedging, but this is a non-story — anti-vaxxers won’t exactly be seduced by this reworded tweet, so it’s hard to see how she’s being…

Cool take, man. I’m sure you have more of them. Feel free to share them with anyone but me.

I like that the tracker I use is free of viruses and fake files, and full of people who actually seed the torrents they download — that’s the responsibility I’m talking about. Sorry if you like shitty, virus-ridden, fake-filled torrent sites — is that the torrent-hipster version of only listening to albums on vinyl? I…

A clubhouse where responsible users can find their way in.

I’d say that I seem to rack up ratio quite slowly, but there’s a points system where you get points as long as you’re seeding, even if no one leeches off you, and you can trade those points in for upload credit. Costs no money, and I’ve downloaded 700 GB of torrents.

Yeah, I read that before, but I’ve been using it for years and have not experienced anything like that. Yes, they do solicit donations, but they don’t force you to donate or beat you over the head with requests for donations. And the torrents are on point.

Find an IPT invite and know true happiness.

IPT.

No one should have been using KickAss Torrents at this point anyway. There are better places out there.

This reads like the review of a Star Trek fanboy (okay, fangirl) rather than a serious film review.

Yo, the Las Vegas Mob is tight.

Hahahahahaha, wow, you missed that joke badly.