A dictatorship may implement some policies that you might call socialist, but there’s no such thing as a “socialist dictatorship”; the very concept of dictatorship is antithetical to socialism.

I met Pete Rose in Vegas a few years ago. He is now a lifeless husk of a human being.

Is that you, Hillary?

It’s uncommon for anyone to produce an album that’s good throughout these days, so I was a bit skeptical coming into listening to this one, but I was still blown away by just how un-good it was.

In other news, I just found out whose taste in music I don’t respect.

At this point in my life, I never want to have a drop of alcohol again.

The reason that pizza is great is because almost any pizza is still good—as long as you’ve got the combination of bread, cheese, and sauce, there’s no getting this wrong.

Heeheehee, “both teams played hard.”

Amazon reviews say the zapper linked here is a piece of shit and that you should buy this one instead. #themoreyouzap

Yeah, I know, now I’m a “mansplainer” too, right?

See, people like you always make things like this into bullshit value judgments — now I’m essentially pro-rape because I think you could handle that social situation in a more constructive fashion?

The only ones going “boo-hoo” will be the people who take your advice and insult their dates like that. You really can’t think of a less idiotic way to avoid getting roofied?

“I’m having a lot of fun with you tonight, but hold on, I’m going to leave my drink with the bartender because I don’t trust that you won’t drug me while I’m in the bathroom.”

This really won’t make it awkward for the 99.9% of guys on dates who weren’t planning to use roofies, promise.

Holy fuck, this is the Crying Jordan of racism.

You don’t even know how to write a comment so it doesn’t look like a quote and you want to keep arguing with me? I mentioned both the Old and New Testaments, and yet your willfully blind mind zeroed in on just the one that you could give your well-practiced excuse for... and of course your link to purely absurd…

Well, if you want to get into it, Jesus never said anything against slavery and there are a number of pro-slavery Bible passages in both the Old and New Testaments. The Bible is not comparable to the dictionary because people do not live their lives by moral rules supposedly set forth by their dictionaries. But let me…

Surprise: No, he doesn’t. Do you understand the concept of the burden of proof? It’s on the people who say something does exist, not the ones who say it doesn’t.

Oh man, this is great.

Jo got to be kidding me!