The Seahawks certainly found plenty of time to throw the ball down the field to Doug Baldwin and to target Luke Willson what felt like 14 times (11 of which were called back for penalties) in last night’s game. Russell had Graham wide open with no defenders within 20 yards one time, and he didn’t throw it to him. Next…

For all those who think this article was “insensitive,” “contrived” or “not good,” just keep in mind that every word of it is true.

As someone who works in the fantasy-sports industry and has handed out “advice” about DFS (and will again), I tell you this: It is total fucking bullshit. It’s straight-up gambling, and it’s a joke that I get paid to write about it.

So many.

You’re telling me that penis with a sardonic smiley face drawn on it is Kobe Bryant?

I don’t like using the word “sheep” much more than I like “fanboys,” but I do think there are a lot of come-along sort of folks who really just don’t pay attention to politics and then just vote with whichever party they affiliate with. Thing is, I don’t know if they give it a whole lot more thought than that —…

You know, it’s a funny thing, but there are more than two choices of political affiliation. I don’t feel that either the Democratic Party or the Republican Party represents me — or much of America. The Democrats come closer, sure, but they’re not at all exempt from criticism; indeed, they deserve quite a bit of it,…

Well, in a word, no.

Just to be clear, you think that the people who want to teach creationism in schools, refuse to believe climate change is happening or that we should do anything about it, can’t seem to live without going to war, and want to slash taxes for the highest earners while cutting social programs ... are not acting in bad…

No.

Dear Rush Limbaugh,

Finally, a use for my hacky-sack skills!

Father Timmons is a tender man, and that cracks me wide open.

6. Hot potato!

Have you heard of sarcasm?

He begins with his cleats, which he can barely untie without assistance. A Broncos equipment staffer helps peel them off his feet while he does a radio interview, because after nearly 25 years of football dating back to high school, it’s a relief to not have to bend over that far. Next come his shoulder pads, which,…

#notallmen?

I liked you before, then I didn’t like you for insulting fall (which is obviously the best season), and now I like you again for this.

Just looking at the numbers here, shouldn’t the last Super Bowl have been the one played at the 49ers’ stadium?

When people talk about someone “missing the forest for the trees,” they’re talking about you.