Or: not soon enough.

The fact that solar panels only work on sunny days isn’t a big deal as long as the battery technology comes along, and it is. Solar panels are a lot cheaper now than they were in the ‘80s, and they’ll continue getting cheaper — just in the last five years, photovoltaic cells have seen a huge reduction in manufacturing…

Solar technology is improving rapidly now that people are actually investing in it; we’re within a decade or two of having renewables good enough to power New York without fossil fuels or nuclear. Nuclear is the future of the past.

1. This is such a bullshit argument. No one should be forced to give birth if she doesn’t want to.

This is that bullshit false equivalence that conservatives love. If any Republican would like to offer any serious ideas instead of “no, Obama wants it, so it’s bad” or “Jesus told me it should be this way” or “I’ll solve all our foreign policy problems because I’ll get along well with the leaders, we’ll go back and…

Hey, if anyone would know about being pseudo-intellectual, it’s you, troll.

Let’s not forget how this all started. You made a hilariously stupid comment about the metric system, and when I called you out on it, all you had in response was a shitty insult. Then you came at me with a shitty comeback combined with more ad hominem (the tool of the winning debater, as always) while incredibly…

See, you have legitimate criticisms of Democrats, but you couch them in this ideology of stupidity that really ruins it for you.

Your reading comprehension is total dogshit, and if you had anything educating or enlightening to say, you would have done so long since.

Hahahaha, so, in short, you couldn’t actually name something that Hillary Clinton said that even remotely compares to the monstrosity of the lie that Carly Fiorina told yesterday. Because there is nothing. But I’m sure you have something to say about her retarded fucking emails or fucking Benghazi. Shit, I don’t even…

You’re doing a simply wonderful job showing that your “argument” — and, indeed, your entire political philosophy — entirely lacks substance. Keep going.

“Recovery Water has been clinically proven to end racism.”

If the Democrats come on stage and roll out even a tenth of the pure insanity offered by the Republicans, you can bet your bottom dollar that Deadspin, Gawker and all the rest would be all over it. Do you really think they’d let Hillary Clinton get away with this shit? Do you think that Hillary Clinton could go and…

Man, you nutjobs are really breaking new ground with this one. He didn’t even call the metric system cool. He said it would be sane and beneficial, and that’s probably true. (It would certainly benefit the garment industry, for one.) I’ve been trying to figure out if this response was a joke, but unless you’re doing a…

To be clear, this is your stance: Nuclear power is 100% safe and, like, don’t worry about. No nuclear meltdowns will ever happen again. It’ll be fine. I’ve got that correctly?

Jezebel has been ignoring me for a long time, but hey, at least I’m approved on Gawker.

This is wrong in so many ways. You should do a better job of living up to your name.

Planned Parenthood does not “promote” abortions.

I’ve watched the videos, and I’ve read responses from journalists who have watched all 12 hours and say there is nothing even vaguely resembling what Fiorina said in there.

Ben Carson: The cure for insomnia. Also a medical doctor who doesn’t believe that evolution exists, but does believe that prison turns people gay.