Also, “than.”

At least he can be a hand model for the next Lord of the Rings movie now.

Just smoke weed, amirite?

Loved the guy as a Ranger. Love him more now. Love the faces of the guys behind the glass the most.

To be fair, without having read it, I don’t think we can rule out the possibility that it could make a decent porn script.

This should be much more than a one-game suspension. That’s completely fucked up.

Or your Patriots fandom!

This is the point.

So, just to be clear, cheating accusations don’t matter because everyone else is a sore loser? How convenient.

... By the way, being fat is, like, unhealthy and stuff.

Stars are edible.

Which is amazing, because Terry Collins can be outmanaged by a slightly damp sock.

Holy fuck, I might buy a Wii U just for this.

On behalf of men, I revoke Damon Wayans’ man card.

Quite a few, I’ve heard.

You will, kiddo.

I agree, Japan is a place.

Like, for instance, in New York, where Gawker Media is located.

The fuck is this? “Harpers” in the headline, “Bryce Harper” on first, second and third reference (but not the rest), and not for effect. You guys just don’t edit at night anymore or something?

My real question is: Why the fuck does someone as wealthy and educated as Candace Ruocco Valentine want to be an NFL cheerleader?