Why was the tent still up? The Republican debate was yesterday.

No #LOLMets?

No, Stewart wasn’t/isn’t a news source — he was a comedian, media critic and commentator.

Oh, I googled it. Here: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid…

I’ll give you credit for trying to make a joke rather than trolling.

What the fuck is a testimonial dinner? The only places I can find that even mention the words “testimonial dinner” are some Canadian shit and an XTC album.

Should I apologize for assuming that most people reading Deadspin are American?

“Also I was scared for them because the door to the other car was missing a handle but they managed it somehow,” she added.

About everyone who ever took an American history class got that.

That’s obscure to you? I wish I could give you negative stars for ruining your own joke.

FUCK YOU, IRAN. DO NOT DESTROY THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE I LIVE, IN WHICH I WALK IN MY DOOR, PICK UP A NEARLY PUBESCENT CHILD AND SIT HIM ON MY LAP FOR DINNERTIME, THEN ENJOY A DELICIOUS, NUCLEAR-EXPLOSION-FREE MEAL.

This just confirms something I’ve been saying for years: Curbs are the devil and should be banished from society. Finally, America catches up.

And here we have the essence of the modern conservative, who when presented with information that shows the conservative media is lying to him, immediately turns and blames the one who brought that information to his attention.

You, sir, are an idiot.

/cums

He’s a Hall of Famer.

I transfer music and movies over WiFi ... you’d figure that the editor of Gizmodo would know about that.

I transfer music and movies over WiFi ... you’d figure that the editor of Gizmodo would know about that.

I actually find McDonald’s inedible. And yet I still like Arby’s.

Like most of the rest of America, I don’t live in St. Louis. This is like arguing that In-n-Out is better than Burger King. Well, no shit, but unless you live on the West Coast, that doesn’t do you any good.

You can’t get Arby’s curly fries all over the place. They are damn good. And have you had the BBQ brisket sandwich? Tastes like one of the most delicious heart attacks you’ll ever eat.