Counterpoint: Arby’s is fucking delicious. Have you had that shit? Those curly fries? Jesus.

... No. Having a shitty manager is neither hilarious nor unique to the Mets.

Can’t we just ban Matt Williams along with Terry Collins, Don Mattingly and Fredi Gonzalez from baseball?

He was looking pretty alright for those first two outs and one strike. But yeah, he’s definitely been struggling lately.

I guess if this is what you find funny. Without the music, it would look like, um, every grounds crew video I’ve ever seen during hard rain.

I guess if you’ve never watched baseball before, that would seem pretty crazy. But if you have, you probably know that pitchers often get pulled after rain delays, and when they’re not, the manager usually comes to regret it... because this happens. Especially when your closer’s been struggling already.

Sucking. Well, for the first four runs, anyway. Then maybe Terry Collins, since he left Familia in after the rain delay, which was probably not a good idea.

The Mets’ grounds crew is pretty damn good, actually. You can’t blame them for having trouble with the tarp in this weather, having JUST taken it off the field soaking wet and now facing hard rain and wind again. I know the “lolmets” thing is big with you guys, but this is more like a “goddamnit, if we didn’t have bad…

Strongly agree. Highly doubt the Mets balked at paying $9 mil a year for Gomez when they were willing to hand out $12 million to Michael Cuddyer.

It looks like Libby.

“Okay, I know I’m just finishing my steroid suspension, but I have an idea, so just hear me out, okay? I’m gonna take the same fucking one again, because fuck it, I’m suspended anyway, right? Plus, come on, they’ll never see it coming! No one could possibly be stupid enough to do this — that’s why it’s so brilliant.”

The fielding today is so beautiful. It makes me want to hug things. Why do we not hug more things when the fielding is so beautiful? Today we begin a lesson on chivalry. Flipping the ball to your best mate is a silly ploy, and does it not make a smile tug at your cheek-skins? If it does not, truly you are without good…

I don’t get how this was such a “must” trade for the Rockies that they had to rush into it. I mean, this is a horrible trade for them unless they flip Reyes. Just awful.

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I have prescription sunglasses and I wear them indoors often, but usually when it’s unnecessary/inconvenient to switch. Not a single fuck given if anyone thinks less of me for it. (I also don’t work in a professional environment.)

My father used to have such a beard. He called it a Three-Quarters Nelson, because he was bad at both math and cultural references. On sunny Thursday afternoons, he would trot at a fair yet cautious pace on all his forelegs to the nearby Haire Stor, which was owned and operated by our dyslexic neighbor, Sameul. This…

I couldn’t quite get what she was singing because my Russian is pretty rusty and it was hard to parse her words, but it was something about old people. So that’s weird.

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Right, this is the shitty-cruise-line experience. There are cruise lines that are not like that.

Dude, have you fucking noticed the Joker and Mr. Freeze and shit? You can’t just leave the police to deal with these crazy motherfuckers. Batman, he does a good thing. It’s not his fault that Gotham is full of people who are even more insane than he is.