As a Mets fan, as did I, haha.

I’m not bitching about it, it’s just an obvious joke. I mean, c’mon, their team is called the Mitts. It’s all good, though. I starred it too.

Low-hanging fruit FTW!

Lemons are the same color as the sun. Firing a lemon into the sun can have unforeseen consequences, including but not limited to: lemon juice squirting into space, acne, and mild diarrhea. Anyway, can you imagine being Don Lemon’s white intern who had to get that sign printed up at Kinko’s?

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

But without the commas.

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

To be fair, I’ve known girls with ... father issues.

This is so good.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, we can wear whatever we want on whatever day we want.

There are good caterers out there. I know the catering company in Philadelphia that did preproduction lunches for the new Rocky movie, Creed, and that food was awesome. Like, not awesome for catered food — just awesome.

I hate to say it, but I completely disagree about the whole burning-them-all-in-a-fire thing.

A. I don’t think so, but not sure.

A. I don’t think so, but not sure.

Wow, just bought it for my dad over the weekend. Fuck me.

Wow, just bought it for my dad over the weekend. Fuck me.

I hate the straight-arrow cut of those Banana Republic shirts. They look shitty if you’re skinny like I am.

I hate the straight-arrow cut of those Banana Republic shirts. They look shitty if you’re skinny like I am.

This is a really shitty theory, and how the fuck does it make anything else make sense?

You have very strong feelings about this television show. I mean, I have some feelings about it as well, but you should probably get yours looked at by a medical professional.

Hardhome was kind of cool just because it was so unexpected.

You know, in some sense, Rob, you’re right. However, the phrase “it’s always darkest just before the dawn” comes to mind — that is, maybe we need all this drudgery so we can appreciate things as they start to get better. At the same time, the show has become hard to watch. The way it chooses to use its time is... odd.

Isn’t that the problem, though? It seems like all of Game of Thrones is just waiting for cool stuff to happen. And then it does, briefly, and then GREY, DRAB DRUDGERY for what seems like a thousand years until the next cool thing happens.