TotalFuckingHomer
TotalFuckingHomer
TotalFuckingHomer

Wait, they’re gonna call the game? What is this, Little League?

Just because something’s rarer, does that make it better?

The hair just makes her look Jewish, if you ask me.

So... it’s like Steam itself: It only kind of works.

Ruben Amaro is a shitty GM, but come on, don’t sell Ben Revere short. Guy hit .306 with 49 steals last year, and he’s just 27 years old. He’s not a star by any means, and he hasn’t been as good this year, but he’s certainly the best asset they’ve got to trade aside from Hamels and Papelbon.

Has there ever been a worse piece of software than Steam?

Well, right, but we’ve already established that this group is all males, and I think you really can’t not see “chugging” as an oral sex reference. So, dicks in mouths... you do the math.

I’m so glad you guys have stopped talking about the union.

It’s a little weird.

I’m not with the tone police, but man, doesn’t that come off a tad homophobic?

In other news, a celebrity has been paid to promote a diet fad.

by Kim Jong-Un

I wanna cuddle that bear so bad.

In my expert sexual-trend-sense opinion, hotwifing is the new anal.

I don’t think that’s a particularly shaming video, so I don’t know if it can really be blamed for her suicide. But wow, what a tragedy.

Gee can join Daniel Murphy on the Ignorance Train, which is due to leave town sometime before the trade deadline.

which I think it a typo

It’s not great because I don’t feel guilty about it. It’s just great.

I guess I’ll be apparently the only one to come here and say: Entourage (and I mean the show, because I haven’t seen the movie yet) is fucking great. If you want to throw a for what it is on the end of that, fine. But I feel exactly zero guilt over liking it, and I’m nobody’s idea of a frat bro.