How can you analyze Newton purely by QB rating while knowing that running is just as big a part of his game as passing?

In my experience, he may be focusing on a different hole.

Did you even watch the game? It’s well and good that he made 22 saves, but not all saves are created equal. Basically any NHL-caliber goalie (and perhaps some AHL-caliber ones) would have shut out the Rangers’ attack in Game 7; they basically had one good chance at the net the entire game. They were absolutely…

I don’t think any of the credit for Game 7 goes to Bishop. Not to take anything away from him — he’s a good (not great) goalie — but the Rangers didn’t test him at all in that game. They were atrocious on offense, and they failed to take advantage of the fact that he looked a little shaky at times early on.

Didn’t I already play this movie?

It’s like one of those History Channel dramatic reenactments.

[How did that never make it onto Deadspin?]

Yes, I made note of your not-so-thinly veiled threat the first time.

I think I’m glad I’m not.

I wish you wouldn’t comment.

We’ve highlighted the enormous Dong before

The thing is, the Rangers are playing Tampa’s game right now — that frenetic, end-to-end game where you pinch the defensemen and gamble. They’re not playing the cautious, shutdown game that they played against Washington, possibly because Tampa’s scoring is a lot deeper, but also possibly because they’ve just gone off…

Is this what Drew Magary sounds like to women? Because the whole caps-lock thing seems a lot funnier when he does it.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

You can’t tell the difference between “Tom Ley” and “Tim Marchman.” Get reading glasses. :)

Peter Dinklage raped me. Thanks, Burner account!

From the sound of Shearer’s tweet, it sounded like he wanted to work on other things and they wouldn’t let him.

Unlike in other sports, there are no discrete plays. There is no drawing up a play on a whiteboard.

American rock band KISS skipped it on its tour in the region

Man, you guys are fucking harsh. It’s a simplistic point, but a fine sentiment. Yeah, we all know white people are dicks who tend to keep the other races down. But in Gooback World (TM), that wouldn’t happen. So maybe now you’re the dick.