The Phillies sent Dykstra to Las Vegas to meet with Harper, but haven’t seen or heard from him since.

I would use this for President Mushroom Dick but we all know he doesn’t pray.

“Whew, seriously? Pull up a chair, buddy”

the Blue Jackets did some “The Fifth Line” shit at one point

This is actually pretty close to the final list I’ve seen circulated (Mrs. Dunlop is in the inner circle of all of this). I really wanted Cedars, because trees are fucking awesome.

I’m sure he jerks off to the Knights’ over the top openings and is looking forward to topping them.

I know they’re going to end up being called something stupid and weather related and their uniforms are going to be ugly, but they really, really should use the Metropolitans nickname (and ideally the red, white, and green colors).

The players will find it difficult to play in slow motion, being lit by a strobe light.

Nice! I say their first three games are played against the Canadiens to see who really won the 1919 Stanley Cup. Influenza be damned!

With Jerry Bruckheimer involved I’m sure the branding will be tasteful.

Start printing 24th-man jerseys and banners...

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

“Where shall I begin?”

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Hey Danny boy prick-face Snyder, ONCE AGAIN the Karma police would like a word with your scumbag racist ass:

he at least got to yell a bunch of profanities at the refs.

Getting close to where we can play the game soon to sweep the nation, “Deadspin Gruden or Rothko?”

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

As I wrote on Saturday legacies are complicated but never if you are a white male. When you die all sins and faults are forgotten and you were a saint among us. When Bill Cosby passes will any mention any of the good he did or will all the talk be of his jail sentence and sexual assaults? I’ve tried to be the adult…