Congratu-fucking-lations! Seeing sites escape the G/O evil empire is like seeing dissidents hop the Berlin Wall. Dissidents, or defectors if you will. Excited to see what you have in store on the other side!

FWIW, she’s also familiar with Proust. 

The minorest of minor quibbles from an excellent episode of a series I adore, and can’t even let myself think about being only one episode from the end of - Charlie said that when she flashed back to the resort her mom had put her in a Smurfette monokini (which is just an amazing series of words), but then when she…

Am I crazy, but were they implying that Leslie Silva also has the gift? She immediately knew Tim Blake was lying which led to his confession, and even used Charlie’s bullshit line. Not that it probably matters, since next week Charlie will be in Montana or somewhere (she’s really criss-crossed the country, going from…

I buried Paul. 

Yeah, there’s one character you didn’t list, and I’m dreading they’ll add her. Although it would make sense in the lead up to the events of Rogue One/New Hope, the thought of the shitty CGI they used on Mark Hamill for Mando combined with the very not-aliveness of Carrie Fisher has me cringing. 

Hey good doctor!

Many Bothans died to bring you these savings. 

It’s good foreshadowing that go all it’s planning and omnipotent evil, what will eventually bring down the empire is its inability to sort out its exhaust ports and overlooking the lethality of teddy bears with strong diy skills. 

The profiling by the beach trooper and subsequent sham trial also struck a very poignant chord. 

I think with the overhead helicopter shot of the cranes and the Jan Hammer music, what they were going for wasn’t Boca Raton but Miami Vice.

If this is a cereal ship, where are the crunch berries? Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those Lucky Charms, and bring me Snap, Crackle, and Pop. I want them alive!

Now I want a tshirt in an Imperial font that says, “This meeting could have been a holo.”

Is it called a Second Serve because it’s less lethal than a Smash? If you made a virgin version would it be an Underhand or a Lob? 

Yep. Strong Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes vibes.

In this time period there is no longer any jibba from Jabba.

Use Baileys, throw in some mulling spice, and call the drink A Wonderful Life.

You can have your flying, or invisibility, or transmutability, but right now to my mind the most useful superpower to have would be Albie Singer’s from Annie Hall. If only every time one of these fucking asshats misrepresents something a founding father or a civil rights leader said, we could go voila! and there’s…

And none of it would have been possible without Cliff Gardner!

I hope Gregg’s has changed their slogan to “If Piers Morgan hates it, it must be good!”.