I buried Paul.
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Yeah, there’s one character you didn’t list, and I’m dreading they’ll add her. Although it would make sense in the lead up to the events of Rogue One/New Hope, the thought of the shitty CGI they used on Mark Hamill for Mando combined with the very not-aliveness of Carrie Fisher has me cringing.
Hey good doctor!
Many Bothans died to bring you these savings.
It’s good foreshadowing that go all it’s planning and omnipotent evil, what will eventually bring down the empire is its inability to sort out its exhaust ports and overlooking the lethality of teddy bears with strong diy skills.
The profiling by the beach trooper and subsequent sham trial also struck a very poignant chord.
I think with the overhead helicopter shot of the cranes and the Jan Hammer music, what they were going for wasn’t Boca Raton but Miami Vice.
If this is a cereal ship, where are the crunch berries? Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those Lucky Charms, and bring me Snap, Crackle, and Pop. I want them alive!
Now I want a tshirt in an Imperial font that says, “This meeting could have been a holo.”
Is it called a Second Serve because it’s less lethal than a Smash? If you made a virgin version would it be an Underhand or a Lob?
Yep. Strong Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes vibes.
In this time period there is no longer any jibba from Jabba.
Use Baileys, throw in some mulling spice, and call the drink A Wonderful Life.
You can have your flying, or invisibility, or transmutability, but right now to my mind the most useful superpower to have would be Albie Singer’s from Annie Hall. If only every time one of these fucking asshats misrepresents something a founding father or a civil rights leader said, we could go voila! and there’s… Read more
And none of it would have been possible without Cliff Gardner!
I hope Gregg’s has changed their slogan to “If Piers Morgan hates it, it must be good!”.
There *are* cops in Miami, they’re just all from Dexter’s precinct and completely oblivious to all crimes happening directly under their noses.
I am pleased to see the AVClub’s style guide favors the correct pluralization of Perd Hapley. Read more
Hi gang! I haven’t played many video games in a while. In fact, the only game my wife and I have played with any regularity is L4D2. It’s very much a bonding activity for us, and so we were super excited for this game. Except, I guess we’re old now and they’ve changed co-op, and there’s no way to play together if you… Read more
If only Christina Ricci had gotten them to change the ending of Values, it could have been a perfect film. The whole monologue at the end is set up so perfectly for the Addamses to realize that Debbie belongs in the family, that’s what would be emotionally true, but somehow it’s like this cop-out Hayes Code, we have… Read more