Andy Reid would have won 7 super bowls with Aaron Rodgers.  Reid coaches first 56 minutes. Lets Rodgers coach last 4.  Also, eskimo initials. 

I forgot about that one. I hate it when I google “bills ass play” and have to choose which image I want...

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

Might end up being the best for the Bills future though. A win could be the difference between drafting at no 7. for a guy who’s going to leave as soon as his rookie contract ends vs. no 12. for a guy who’s traded for a future 4th round pick after his first year.

And with that touchdown pass, Odell passes Nathan Peterman for 45th most in the NFL this season.

Heeeeeeeere’s Kariiiiim

Brett did always have a knack for helping out the wrong team.

I will record any non-racist/non-hateful message the Deadspin commentariat wants for $5*. That’s two orders of magnitude less! Serious offers only**.

“Don’t let the small get you down” actually wasn’t in the original script. That was Favre speaking from his heart.

The last names of three of the celebrities mentioned in this post are Favre Dick Boy. Hehehe. 

Brett finally gets the response he wants from a sent message. People view it and say, “What a dick!”

I'd like to see something horrible happen to that shithead hotel employee who told the victim "That's what you get for being a slut." 

After review, the call on the field is overturned. 

Sharp cheese of your choice, thinly sliced apple, and bacon, preferably on a sturdy bread like rye or sourdough. I stole this concept from the New Oberfalz brewery in Griffith IN.

I’m going to slightly disagree. I believe a grilled cheese becomes a melt when the non-cheese fillings take up more volume than the cheese fillings. For example, I believe you can add a slice of ham and it still remains a grilled cheese. If you add a bunch of ham then it becomes a melt.

My stepdad is a really good smoker of meat, and I’m trying to get him to build a cold smoker for cheese. I think I’m close to getting him to make it his retirement project.

I would like to take this opportunity to showcase the thing I did when the Game of Thrones S5 premiere coincided with National Grilled Cheese Day. They were all pretty good. #neeeeerd