Holy shit! That rules!

We are reaching the thermonuclear shade of Gruden.

More power to the heat shields Mr. Scott!

I’ll give props to any Raiders fan who creates a custom jersey with the name 2019 1ST RD PICK (VIA CHI)

Not sure if Neuheisel showing up wearing his San Antonio Gunslinger jacket would be a great or an awful thing to happen.

And Vick is an Offensive Coordinator. Offensive works both ways here!

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

I was hoping Salt Lake would pick up Tyler Simmmmmms in the second, but ah well

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

what broadcasting duo would you like to see fight one another? Would you want to see an even fight or a one-sided affair?

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

Can we reset the counter on the “Worst Owner” voting? Some people may have already voted without fully appreciating until now the craven depths of Snyder’s nihilism.

Wow, Toonces the Cat Who Could Drive a Car, that’s a deep cut

How is he not the most powerful? He rules the legislative branch, he refused to defend the executive branch at a time when the integrity of the electoral process was under attack from a foreign sovereign nation so that the candidate from his party could win, and he has repeatedly rewritten the rules for how the…

makes u think

An anagram for Kevin Durant is A venkin turd. Venkin is an elf in WoW. 

McConnell is going to get the last laugh. You know how long turtles live?

They were able to get in the pockets of the MLB hotbeds of Kentucky AND Mississippi.  How are they supposed to resist that?