I’m a hipster and a fraud for saying I like the man and what he stood for, even if I don’t like his music? Okay, then.

There is a Walla Walla in Washington. That’s pretty close. Go Wolves! http://uwolves.com/

What, there’s no universities in New York, New York?

The Utter East

That’s a deep(water) cut....waaaaay past the Lone Isles.

I had a minivan where the air conditioner condensation would leak into the vehicle leaving the carpet permanently damp during the summer. That smell was bad enough, I can’t imagine mildew.

Kyrie better be careful - if they keep streaking like this, they’re bound to run right off the edge.

wan’t planning on it, no

You can’t live three years?

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

Man Who Benefitted From His Dad in Twitter Beef With Man Who Benefitted From His Son, reported on by Man Who Benefitted From His Dad.

Look, Trump vs. Ball would’ve made for a fine Celebrity Deathmatch episode, but it’s a bit less entertaining as a verbal feud involving the president.

It’s about the same distance as Rainier is from Seattle, just because it’s Mexican doesn’t make it scary.

i hope he makes it home safe

So typical of a Trump supporter to say that geological disasters are someone else’s fault.

I also take lots of artistic liberties in describing my girlfriend, mainly because I don’t have a girlfriend

I wanted to post a YouTube of King Crimson’s “The Letters” but Robert Fripp has decided to take up Prince’s mantle of not letting any of his music on streaming services. No jazz-prog classics for you today, Deadspinners.

+1 jalapeno popper

My in-laws are from Florida and apparently the Florida equivalent of Florida man is Jacksonville man.

“You crashed your jet ski into a manatee?”