Carry on, my wayward sons.

They’ve been streamlining and assure us he’ll be roadkill in 18 months.

Baker Mayfield is a college gem. I can’t wait for the Browns to take him in the draft and have him wash out of the NFL in 2 years.

Albert Brooks was amazing in that episode. THAT’S what guest stars on the Simpsons should have been doing (back when I gave up in 99-00), not playing themselves in a cameo as a half-ass way to stay relevant.

It’s all about personal preference, but I’m more partial to when Ralph had a crush on Lisa. But the Scorpio ep is great. I dream of a hammock district in my hometown as well.

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

Cub Reporter: “Mr Elway! Mr. Elway! is there any chance you bring in Kaepernick to compete for starting QB before the end of the season?

They don’t have a decent quarterback, and the blame for that rests entirely with Elway.

From the best Simpsons episode ever.

“Hey John- Why the long face?”

Elway clearly needs to institute a policy of mandatory apples and sugar cubes when players perform well, that should take care of it.

The man is a legend. He alone kept me from turning off Quigley Down Under.

Well, given the state of the Buffalo Bills over the past 17 years, I’d say “building for the future” isn’t exactly their strong suit, whereas actually slipping into the playoffs during a year when the AFC is pretty top heavy might actually interest some fans again. But if you’re going to tank, maybe go into the season…

Tyrod is the best QB the Bills have had since Jim Kelly. It’s not even really close. Look at this:

It’s like the quiet/loud of a Pixies song.

May a thousand blossoms bloom {guitar twang}... WHILE I’M TORN APART BY APEX PREDATORS
I imagine Black Francis shrieking.

Dude I’m right there with ya...

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

Carroll: This sure looks like an inside job.

Wow. Has it really been 9 months since something from Georgia has imploded so quickly and in such spectacular fashion?