Torsloke
Torsloke
Torsloke

Great article! With your permission, my fellow editors and I would like to include it in the forthcoming anthology, 99% of Americans Imperiled By House Tax Bill.

Um, because it’s not about the trope but what you do with it?

I’d say that it’s just really fun and fully of great action and imagery, 007-type gadget porn combined with light-on-its-feet feel. And as many people have said, it’s still the closest thing that we’ve had to a good Fantastic Four film.

“Not enough people talk about...”

Not enough people talk about how the first Incredibles movie has a horrible message and is basically Ayn Rand for children.

I won’t let you down.

“while you watch some Hulu” is code for “while you watch some Hulu and drink red wine”

This sounds delicious and has five too many ingredients

I’m way too happy to have butter in my sauce, please don’t take this from me

Butter?! Just do this the authentic way and use olive oil. You should also throw in a clove of garlic.

Recipe has 0.0 ounces red wine. FAIL! REJECTED! :)

Guess his pen never left the company well. Did they not have Tinder back in the day?

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

You two are silly. Would you like your own ESPN morning show?

Dude, you’re not getting NEARLY enough stars for this. It’s sad, really.

This “Moist Mike Moment” was brought to you by Sierra Mist.

wow. Not a dry Mike in the building.

Ben McAdoo should have a show where he talks for 30 minutes about random topics pulled from a hat. Call it ‘McAdoo about nothing’

I’m still waiting for the sky to pop open and it to turn out to be a Truman Show situation where they were just seeing what batshit scenario they had to present for me to say okay, this can’t be real.

People smashing their Keurigs to defend the name of a pedophile, pizza chain demanding nazi’s stop making them their official pizza, white supremacists freaking out because a man who named himself Baked Alaska is banned from Twitter, another terrible DC Movie drops in theaters, US Attorney General simply refuses to