If you are genuinely concerned you can shoot him an email.

I don’t think this is what Norman Greenbaum had in mind when he wrote “Spirit in the Sky”

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

US Navy apologizes for disclosing its top secret flight plan for North Korean flyovers

Simmer down now, kid.

Highway to the donger zone.

I’ve heard of chemtrails controlling our minds, but now they’re trying to give us the clap too.

If this was an Air Force pilot, one could argue he was merely living up to the USAF fight song. You know...

You did it.

Well, she kept saying “fried” so...

Those poor people look so sad, like a couple of cagED raCCooNs.

Pat dressed like he’s jetting off to Hedonism II after the show.

That’s horrible.

Absolutely. Stuff totally interferes with the ketchup later on anyway.

When the topic first came up, I stood on the sidelines quietly, because who am I, among anyone, to judge? But you brought it up again, and I can remain silent no longer. If you season a quality cut of steak with anything beyond a few grains of salt and pepper, you’re a fucking asshole. I don’t care if you call me a…

COTY. All the applause.

Worst Voltron ever.

On nationalism and commerce:

There should be enough asterisks next to McAdoo’s name to play goddamn ASCII Pac Man.

Haha, oh man. You just jogged my memory, now I totally hear the Coliseum guy saying it like that! :D