He called him something closer to Swedgin, but this was glorious nonetheless.

+1 Hoople-head

Mr. Wu! I lost it! Well done!

“You know Tate, Eli is like Karen when Jimmy told her to grab a coat in the alley, and McAdoo is looking like Tommy before being whacked. All season long I’ve been saying they’re a 45-minute team, and the Cheesecake menu has got to go.”

By a certain standard, holding down a starting job for that long is, on its own, pretty damn successful. Ask any QB in the league if they’d settle for Eli’s career and I bet most would say yes.

Eli is a deer hoof caught in the grill of the car and it’s time to hack it off.

*Eli walks through the door*

The Rams game was the cue to start playing “Layla” and everyone must go; starting with the wig salesman Morrie (McAdoo obv.), Stacks (Reese) and Carbone (Eli, frozen solid like Han Solo).

Janice Rossi, in Apt. 3B is a whore!

“Giants 2018: Let’s Go Get Our Shinebox”

“Hey Eli, go get your fuckin shine box.” - Coach McAdoo

It’s been a wildly successful 14 years in New York for Manning

Ben McAdoo is the friend everyone had in eighth grade who was only a friend because his dad had a fireworks stash in a old dead refrigerator in the garage. We just went over to Ben’s house to light off Black Cats, but all he wanted to do was tell us how awesome Def Leppard was.

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

Could go south, though:

I think he was waiting for the guy on coms to say “Punch it, Chewie!”

If you’re listening to the engine note, the driver was short shifting and accelerating slowly in the beginning. Presumably the car can accelerate WAY more quickly than he did if he wanted to. Insane runs though. I’d been needing new shorts and a shower after that.

He’s also written extensively on moral particularism. You have to be kidding me, show.

If you have netflix, you can devour season 1 in 2 days like I did. It’s only 13 episodes, do it. It was more like 1 day.

Long answer: yes.