I feel like we should convince a Make-A-Wish kid to ask for this to become permanent.

The sun was brighter. The grass was greener. Food tasted better.

The only—and I truly mean only—reason to scrub the archives of a site without notice and deny journalists their clips they desperately need to pursue further work is spite. I understand that Web Archive and Wayback will have cached versions of pages but rest assured that piece of fucking filth Ricketts did this to…

Ah yes, that classic pro-union stance of “consider the boss!”

Goodbye, Mr. Panderson

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

Eat the rich.

Disagreed. Watching Sean Hannity continue to run with the story after even Fox News retracted it was highly entertaining.

Truly Savage news for the people of Houston.

you want to get to the bottom of this?

Trump supporters and racists are the ones who deserve that stuff so they’re welcome to it.

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

Anyway, now he’s the President of the United States

Talk about a veritable who’s who that? of quarterback trash.

That’s not Jerry’s hand.

I’m not even a Texans fan and this news made me want to throw my monitor.

“Yes, I realize his leg is just a gangrenous pus-oozing lump, but we’re confident he gives us the best chance to win.”

Like a Teddy over Bridgewater

“This is somehow because of kneeling for the anthem”- Jerry Jones with his hand firmly up his Papa John puppet’s ass