Torsloke
Torsloke
Torsloke

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.

Did you hear that? All the Phillies are going to be masturbating with coconut oil next season.

This Eskin guy seems like a real jagoff.

That was NoES 3. And you’re so right. When they went around and introduced what each one of them could do in their dreams. The intros of Kali’s crew (and Kali’s “skill” herself) felt very similar.

Bought a bunch when it was still available. Got a whole storage unit of that, and organic shampoo.

But they would add to your word count!

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

I wish you all could see this for what it’s really about. The longer you keep Luck on IR, the more pain pills the Colts will justifiably be able to order. We need the NFL to step up and take inventory of what the Colts have. Lot# by Lot# they need to go through the receiving slips and record exactly when each pill was

Andrew Luck didn’t play at the start of the season because of his injured shoulder, and now he won’t play for any part of it.

Also, “Andrew Luck gif” is a great GIS.

Do you use four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray?

It’s more parallel to Return of the Jedi, but Kali is encouraging Eleven to live up to her potential by giving in to her anger.

Blight Sox? I can get behind that name. Nothing sounds as dour as the Blight Sox playing at Guaranteed Fail.

I blame the SI Page 56 jinx.

Reminds me of another historic king.

True, but the second way would let them work in the shade.

Quite possibly it is a relieving chamber similar to the four granite chambers placed above the burial chamber and which were intended to reduce the pressure of the overlying masonry on the ceiling. The Grand Gallery is a huge open space that would also be vulnerable to collapse.

You know when you post a comment and someone’s reply gets a ton more stars than your original comment? This would be an appropriate time for that sort of thing.

My guess.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.