It’s not the best until I hear Ice-T rambling about the whole situation.

It won’t make a difference by “bleaching” per say, but lauric acid in coconut oil can rid your teeth of bacteria found in plaque that can make them yellow.

Legal-wise, this has been a good day.

He’s a 40-year-old Jewish guy from LA - I don’t think anyone’s gonna give you great odds against.

So they have hired the baseball version of Deadspin’s Jim Tomsula caricature? Sounds like fun.

Meanwhile, KaepLifestyle.com remains down from a coordinated denial of service attack.

Possibility 1: Belichick is confident that Tom Brady won’t be injured in the remainder of the year.

oh my!

Eh I think he’d be more inclined to do that weird dance on Facebook Live.

I could have bought a bitchin Camaro with the money I dumped into Dragon’s Lair. That and Gauntlet.

I’m glad O’Neal mentions how damn fragile that thing was. The biggest suspension of disbelief wasn’t that they had made it that far, but that they were playing it at all.

Let’s consider how quickly the existence of effective treatments for tuberculosis would ruin the plots of all 19th century narrative art!

How about “hypocritical irony”? Or...”ironically hypocritical”.

• Loot all the containers. It’s not uncommon to find money in dumpsters, food in filing cabinets, ammo in trash cans, or drugs in toilets.

Can you imagine the vapor-lock if these dipshits where suddenly hit with the ability to comprehend irony?

I always have a Pavlovian response to this movie, craving cheeseburgers from McDonalds.

Any time I hear the “don’t bring politics to work” argument, I’m reminded of how not so long ago it was 100% in vogue for conservatives to LOVE that sort of thing...

The event it’s based on is even more tense, but it was the Bill equivalent in the scene and in the prison instead of the hospital. Not-Bill came to interview at a different time than usual, hit the button to get the guard when the review was over, no one came. Kemper informs him that they ended during shift change and…

This is probably the first time I find myself hoping that a show changes reviewers between seasons (presuming this gets a second). I don’t really enjoy reading extended analysis of non-diegetic music choices that resembles analysis of inconsistent engine specifications on the starship Enterprise. The way it’s deployed…

The Wire, West Wing, and Firefly? Ya’ll are laying the troll on thick this morning.