Nice one there Torsloke - bringing in Incognito. Love it.

I want to add to this pun parade, but I seem to be suffering a mental block and it’s holding me back.

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

I hate to think about it, but if JJ is seriously hurt, I think you’ve got to think about putting his motor in Clowney.

This whole taking a knee thing has gotten out of hand.

“Thanks Obama.”

Being up 5 is pointless if the opponent scores a TD. If you have a 6 point lead, you force them to go for the end zone and extra points are no longer gimme shots.

So Antonio Brown is laughing his ass of now right?

“Purity Of Cardinal Way Being Polluted By Outsiders”

Also, the safety is the only play in football where players celebrate by impersonating the referee.

I just love the concept of how many guys had to agree to this before the game even started and just how well it comes across. These kinds of celebrations just make you smile.

So, the safety dance? Cool.

*cough* first downs and touchdowns *cough*

Incorrect. “Lovesong” is the best single. “If Only Tonight We Could Sleep” is the best overall.

Are we going to start posting Halloween songs now? Because I can get behind that.

This is the best Cure song. I will fight you.

All I ever wanted.

They’ll call it whatever it was if the pitch was reviewed. If it wasn’t a HBP and wasn’t a foul, it’s just a ball.

It’s to help people believe that the athletes are students. That’s where school goes.

35 years ago Simple Minds did promise us this.