When Wendy’s messes up your order at the drive thru do you mutter, “Everyone criticizes the Sixers for trading Jrue Holiday, but no one says a thing about how I specifically said hold the fucking tomato!”
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No, this is where we talk about a biased website showing a picture of a meaningless play (by win probability) instead of one of the greatest, most humiliating New York collapses of all time.
Just don’t drive angry.
+1 toaster gleefully dropped in the tub
Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.
I want to be so jazzed by this, but the annual Clayton Kershaw 7th inning postseason meltdown got me feeling like that suicide montage from “Groundhog Day”
Take Me Down To The Panama City
Where the grass is green and there’s lots of titties…
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To celebrate the uncommented-upon Astros win earlier today, some relatively recent Man or Astroman?
Those warnings seem like they belong in an SNL skit.
Well if they already deleted it, aren’t the Jets the ones with no testicles? This is pretty tame by almost any standard; why take it down?
This was shocking to me too- and then I remembered that the “liberal media” doesn’t really exist and never did.
He’ll be looking at four lights when it’s all over.
Horse boat people. That horse is sitting there while that old guy rows him, likely to his much larger horse-boat.
He almost seems too quirky, even scripted, as a scheme to drum up ratings. Probably not true, but I feel like I’m watching the male version of Gloria in some cheesy remake of White Men Can’t Jump (which is assuredly in production somewhere).
I’m wondering if the Jeopardy producers are going to take this as a challenge and bust out the secret classified folder of categories to humble him.
Having competed in Quiz Bowl for years, he’s not wrong. You can only write so many questions about trivia.
Horse boat people. Or is it boat horse people?
What have you got against horse people?